Suzanne Summers has apparently found the way to avoid the "Seven Dwarfs of Menopause": Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up. Aww, that's clever, Susan! Well done.
Considering so many women truly suffer during menopause, Oprah thought it'd be a good idea to bring cameras into Summers's home so they could see what her magical menopause routine consisted of. I'm sure that many of the women who were hoping to find out something really helpful from Summers's routine were left squealing with fear in front of their plasma screens.
Summers battles menopause by taking, I kid thee not, 40 pills in the morning, and then 20 more pills at night in a smoothie. She also rubs hormone lotion on the inside of her upper arm, "always estrogen and two weeks a month progesterone". Then, THEN, she injects estriol VAGINALLY. Yes! A VAGINAL INJECTION. EVERY DAY.
Sorry, but I'd rather be dried up and sweaty then taking fucking 60 pills a day and sticking a needle in my vag.
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