Johnson & Johnson have finally come up with a baby product that will toughen up our infants and help them understand that crying never gets anybody anywhere.
While the company have long promoted their "No More Tears" baby shampoo, they're now pushing a new product called "Nothing But Tears: Becaus...
BITCH:LIFE
15 Aug 2008 17:07 GMT
Dating, when done right, can be a wonderful experience. Two people who like each other go out and engage in fun activities. It sounds pretty good to me. So, why aren’t more people doing it? Why has “dating” become such a bad word? I have two words for you: cheap guys.
Dating takes effort and money. Cheap guys withhold both. The cheapskates of the world have convinced single men and women that dating is outdated and useless. How many times have you heard a guy say: “I’m not i...
BITCH:LIFE
15 Aug 2008 09:00 GMT
On the same day my boyfriend received news that he didn’t get the job in which he had interviewed, one of my girlfriends, sent out a group e-mail with her new address down South. She and her boyfriend were moving because he had received a “fantastic job offer”; meanwhile, my boyfriend was struggling to find one.
BITCH:LIFE
14 Aug 2008 14:15 GMT
I happen to be a bit of a Podcast lush. My infatuation with Podcasts sprung out of a realization that I could transform my daily commute into something akin to that of an information-orgy. I’d like to share a few of my favorite Podcasts for people who are interested in all things eco/yoga/conscious, but can’t bring themselves to get down with all that woo-woo, fluffy crap.
BITCH:LIFE
14 Aug 2008 08:00 GMT
This is not the post I intended to write. My plan for this week was to opine on the topic of transparency – specifically as it relates living one’s life in the digital fishbowl of social media. And that’s the post I wrote and had ready to send in to Cate and Liz on Friday. Then I got a call from my mother...
BITCH:TECH
13 Aug 2008 10:30 GMT
Colette, a dating and relationship expert, discusses the enigma of the “unavailable man”. Who is he? Why isn’t he calling you back? And most importantly, how do you move on, once and for all?
How many times have you thought you met the perfect guy? He’s intelligent, funny, successful, and sexy as hell. You want to date him, and ultimately end up in a relationship with him. However, Mr. Smart and Sexy is only willing to give you a ¼ of his time (if you’re lucky), and you want ...
BITCH:LIFE
13 Aug 2008 08:00 GMT
There comes a time in every renter’s life where he/she has to look for an apartment. It is a painful, tedious process of searching the Internet, writing hundreds of e-mails, making thousands of phone calls and dealing with total fucking morons - aka Apartment Owners.
My boyfriend and I currently live in one of the nicest, most affluent sections of Boston. It’s a beautiful location filled with the crème de la crème of the city. We, on the other hand, are what you woul...
BITCH:LIFE
12 Aug 2008 13:15 GMT
MSN features an advice article on how to create romantic moments every day, as told by The Nest, which just happens to be my least favorite magazine - with maybe Hustler as a close second. According to them, if you aren’t happily married, own a perfect half a million dollar house, both have MBAs, and don’t take exotic vacations around the world, then your life sucks.
BITCH:LIFE
12 Aug 2008 08:00 GMT
Here’s the deal, ladies. In our lifetime, many of us will find ample opportunity to complain about our dear friend, menses. We will cry at a drop of a hat, down handfuls of ibuprofen and spend 25% of our reproductive years nestled in our Period Panties. Some of us will seek to reduce or halt our periods altogether through continuous oral contraceptive use or newer pharmaceuticals like Seasonale or Lybrel.
BITCH:LIFE
12 Aug 2008 07:30 GMT
A couple of weeks ago, I could feel myself getting into a Really Bad Mood. Later, as I finally got into bed beside the boyf feeling knackered beyond belief, I said: "Is it my imagination or do I spend all day having to answer questions from people? Can you? Would you? How do I? Where is? All effing day! Jaysus! Who the hell can I ask questions of?"
BITCH:LIFE
11 Aug 2008 11:00 GMT