MSN features an advice article on how to create romantic moments every day, as told by The Nest, which just happens to be my least favorite magazine - with maybe Hustler as a close second. According to them, if you aren’t happily married, own a perfect half a million dollar house, both have MBAs, and don’t take exotic vacations around the world, then your life sucks.
BITCH:LIFE
12 Aug 2008 08:00 GMT
Here’s the deal, ladies. In our lifetime, many of us will find ample opportunity to complain about our dear friend, menses. We will cry at a drop of a hat, down handfuls of ibuprofen and spend 25% of our reproductive years nestled in our Period Panties. Some of us will seek to reduce or halt our periods altogether through continuous oral contraceptive use or newer pharmaceuticals like Seasonale or Lybrel.
BITCH:LIFE
12 Aug 2008 07:30 GMT
A couple of weeks ago, I could feel myself getting into a Really Bad Mood. Later, as I finally got into bed beside the boyf feeling knackered beyond belief, I said: "Is it my imagination or do I spend all day having to answer questions from people? Can you? Would you? How do I? Where is? All effing day! Jaysus! Who the hell can I ask questions of?"
BITCH:LIFE
11 Aug 2008 11:00 GMT
While I was working out at the gym (one of the six times this year I will be able to make that statement), I was reading an article in Marie Claire written by a woman who had dated a guy online for two years – without ever meeting him. Two years! What??!! I can understand maybe two weeks, or even two months if you’re going through a desperate period in your life, but two years is bordering on insanity.
BITCH:LIFE
10 Aug 2008 15:00 GMT
We’ve all witnessed it. The crying youngster in the grocery store. The whining tot in between the aisles of clothes. And yes, even the bratty tween in line at the movies. These are the annoying children that some foolish person has spawned. But why are they so annoying? Are they in need of some psychotropic medication, or maybe just a good old fashioned whipping? Although tempting, these aren’t the answers. The answer is simple. They want to be paid attention to by the most important person(s...
BITCH:LIFE
06 Aug 2008 20:00 GMT
BitchBuzz takes some love advice from Glamour, one of the top women’s magazines, and exposes the truth. Will these relationship rituals really spice up your sex life in the real world? Colette, a dating and relationship expert gets to the bottom of the issue and reveals why these twelve steps probably won’t bring you any closer to a hotter sex life with your man.
BITCH:LIFE
06 Aug 2008 20:00 GMT
Not content with acting superior about breastfeeding, comparing weight, ability to sleep through the night, teeth cut, crawling rates, first steps, hair/no hair, posh clothes, pushchairs, handbags and marital status, it seems that the next thing I have to contend with is Next Babies. Is it just me that thinks it's a tad ridiculous for so many mums to be competitive about who gets pregnant with their next one first?
BITCH:LIFE
06 Aug 2008 18:55 GMT