Whenever movie stars or celebrities get involved with the Internet, I can’t help but roll my eyes. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s foreplay on Twitter is enough to make me throw up and Kim Kardashian’s blog – albeit highly entertaining – is also high on the “Will It Make You Vom?” scale. Because celebrity’s online are so nauseating, I was pretty skeptical when in I read in
BITCH:TECH
06 Jan 2010 01:52 GMT
It’s the beginning of 2010 and we’re all simultaneously feeling as it the last year has flown by, and like last New Year was such a long time ago. And on January 1st we all woke up with the very best of intentions and an iron will. For many of us, of course, such stern determination usually turns into gluttony and laziness before the day is out, meaning that all our fancy resolutions go frankly unheard and unfulfilled.
BITCH:LIFE
04 Jan 2010 18:00 GMT
It's a time of manifold anxieties: the end of the year, the end of a decade—and not just any decade, but the first of a new millennium. For most feeling human beings, it's a time of wistfully reviewing the past and assessing successes and failures. In a year plagued by economic downturn and unemployment, there may well a great number of you who see your year as a dark column in your personal ledger.
BITCH:LIFE
31 Dec 2009 12:14 GMT
2010 is snapping at our heels. Are you going to be taking the annual plunge to write some resolutions for yourself? I see the dawn of a new year as a time to undertake some internal spring-cleaning; it’s the opportunity to declare bankruptcy on last years failures by putting a full stop at the end of the chapter and deciding what you want 2010 to look like.
BITCH:LIFE
30 Dec 2009 21:22 GMT
Yes, I realize it’s Christmas Eve and I’m sitting here sharing a gift guide post with you – however, you’d be surprised how many people *cough*MEN*cough* have left what to get their girlfriends or wives for Christmas until TODAY.And, sexism aside, there are plenty of women who are stuck for what to get their girlfriends and wives and sisters and mothers as well...never mind having less than 24 hours to go.
BITCH:LIFE
24 Dec 2009 09:00 GMT
People advocate all sorts of things to fix your hangover. Of course, many of the ideas are so utterly repellent that anyone who is actually hungover (a little queasy, perhaps?) will find themselves unable to take the advice, and anyone who isn’t actually hungover will find logic defies them from ever putting the terrible substances to their lips.
BITCH:LIFE
22 Dec 2009 18:02 GMT
This won’t apply to everyone but many people may find themselves making an annual or bi-annual visit to the House of God this Christmas. My first piece of advice is: do not bother trying to get out of it. The time spent explaining your new-found agnosticism/atheism/Judaism to your Mother will be as long as Mass itself.
BITCH:LIFE
22 Dec 2009 12:17 GMT
In my family, we don't just buy the people Christmas presents, we buy our four legged furry friends presents, too! Pets provide you with unqualified, unconditional adoration and love 24/7, 365 days per year - don't they deserve a new bone, ball or something-something to open on Christmas morn? (Or, Christmas Eve for all you weirdo people who have that tradition... yes I said it, opening presents on 24 December is WEIRD. W-E-I-R-D!!)
BITCH:LIFE
21 Dec 2009 18:24 GMT
December, with the whirl of social engagements that it brings, I often wonder how on earth we have time for work between juggling client and work commitments along with personal social events that are de rigueur. Last week alone I had seven, yes, seven engagements that were based around dinner and/or lunch. Not to mention the late-night Christmas shopping that ends up in a restaurant because if you don’t eat now you’ll fall over.
BITCH:LIFE
11 Dec 2009 11:45 GMT
Personally, I think that Christmas and any "gift centric" holiday is far more fun and exciting when you have munchkins around. Sadly, my brother and sister in law have failed to reproduce in time for me to have a niece or nephew this year. And, my cousin, who once received all sorts of cool kid stuff from me is now 15...
BITCH:LIFE
10 Dec 2009 18:20 GMT